youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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