Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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