I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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