FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
