dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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