yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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