Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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