I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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