Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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