I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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