is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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