Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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