He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
