Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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