I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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