What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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