Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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