I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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