with your own penis?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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