so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
