i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
