she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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