Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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