Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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