her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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