yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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