I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
