I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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