I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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