gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Randomize
