I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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