i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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