Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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