what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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