tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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