I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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