your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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