Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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