): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Semen is not good for contacts.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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