we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you have to choose: penises or morals?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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