I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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