omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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