...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Say something about gay babies.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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