It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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