so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
