If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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