She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
