All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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