Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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