okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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