Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
P.S. I can't hear my feet
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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