Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
love makes seman taste better
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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